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    Smile saradr sms

    Baap:
    Itne kum marks..??
    2 thappar lagne chahiyen.!!

    Beta: Han papa!
    mein nay to us kameenay mastar
    ka ghar bhi dekh liya hay…!!

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    Talking sardar sms

    Ye exam ke rishte bhi ajib hote hai,
    sab apne apne naseeb hote hai,
    rahte hai nigahon se dur,
    sale wahi question paper me compulsory hote h

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    Talking sardar sms

    Lamha Lamha waqt guzar jayega…
    Chund lamhon mein exam aa jayega…
    Abhi bhi waqt hai, do line parh lo…
    Warna pass kya MUNNA BHAI karvaye ga??

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    Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,
    Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai,
    Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya,
    Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Ha

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    Angry sms

    1 girl ask 2 pappu : woh kia hai jo cow k paas 4 or mere paas 2 hain?

    pappu : legs

    Girl : woh kia hai jo tumhari pant main hai aur meri pant mein nahi hai?

    pappu: paisay

    Girl : woh kia hai jo log din main karne k bajaye ko raat bistar pe kartay hain

    pappu: neend puri karte hain

    girl : woh kia hai jo larki pehli daffa karwate huye pain ki wajah se roti hai?

    pappu : kaan main ched

    MORAL : aap bhi apni zehniat pappu ki tarhan saaf rakhain

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    Smile politic sms

    Government is like a baby. An alimentary
    canal with a big appetite at one end and
    no sense of responsibility at the other.

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    hey I am Hammad Ahmed. You can find me your best friend. So, always send me messages.

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    Smile political sms

    The Latest New Dance Craze

    Is Called


    "The Politician"


    It's Two Steps Forward,


    One Step Backward


    And Then


    A Sidestep ;-> :

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    Smile funny sms

    PPP New Slogen

    Roti

    KaprA

    Na

    Makaan

    Mang

    Raha Hai Lite Insan . . . ;->

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    Smile funny sms

    Do parties k Politician behas mE masroof thay,
    Dono ne ek dosray ko Qa-El krnay ki nakam kosish ki phir ilzamat per utar aaye,
    1st politician:I KNOW, tum kiS K isharay per Nachtay ho?
    2nd politician:IDIOT!saysi guftago me mERi B.V kO kyUn include krtay ho?

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    Thumbs down For You

    When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God that everyone should have a friend like you.... Why should only i suffer!!!

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    Thumbs down good night

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    SO rahe ho KYA?

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    AANKHEIN KHOLO

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    DONO KHOLO


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    CHALO sms karo

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