funny sms

[Hammad Ahmed]

Welcome aboard2 "Sweet Dreams" airline,
All passengers on bed, hug ur pillows
As the flight will be leaving soon 2dream land.
Enjy ur time GOOD'NITE!

[Hammad Ahmed]

Type *#06#
After you enter the code you will see a new code contain 15 digits:
43 4 5 6 6 1 0 6 7 8 9 4 3 5


IF the digit number Seven & Eight is 02 or 20 that mean it was Assembly on
Emirates which is very Bad quality


IF the digit number Seven & Eight is 08 or 80 that mean it?s manufactured
in Germany which is not bad


IF the digit number Seven & Eight is 01 or 10 that mean it?s manufactured in
Finland which is Good


IF the digit number Seven & Eight is 00 that mean it was manufactured in
original factory which is the best Mobile Quality ...


IF the digit number Seven & Eight is 13 that mean it was Assembly on
Azerbaijan which is very Bad quality and very dangerous for health!!

write abt ur sets


if any 1 hav faceing prblm contact wit me on

0332-5997686

[Hammad Ahmed]

Your Mobile Battery is Very Low, you are expecting an important call and you don't have a c harger". Nokia instrument comes with a reserve battery. To activate the battery, the key-in *3370# your cell will restart with this reserve and your instrument will show a 50% increase in battery. This reserve will get charged when you charge your mobile next time.

[Hammad Ahmed]

Have your mobile stolen ? Don't worry, he who has stolen your mobile can't even sell your stolen mobile if you read this article carefully.
Simply write down on your mobile phone following code.
To check your Mobile Phone's Serial number, key in the following digits on your phone:All mobile phone users should keep a note of their handset's serial number (known as the 'IMEI'), as it's very handy if the phone is lost or stolen. The number can normally be found under the battery (looking something like 004400/01/123456/7).
You can also get this number from the phone software, by entering following usefull code


Simply write down on your mobile phone following code.

* # 0 6 #

A 15 digit code will appear on the screen after pressing send button, or in some phones it comes automatically just by writing above given code. . This Number is unique to your Handset. Write it down and keep it somewhere safe. Should your phone get stolen, you can phone your service provider and give them this code. They will then be able to block your handset so even if the thief changes the SIM card, your phone will be totally useless. You probably won't get your phone back, but at least you know that whoever stole it can't use/sell it either. If everybody does this, there would be no point in people stealing mobile phones

[Hammad Ahmed]

Don't eat Mentos or softmint before or after drinking Coke or Pepsi coz the person will die immediately as the mixture becomes Cyanide.
Don't eat Kurkure coz it contains high amount of plastic if you don't believe, burn kurkure & u can see plastic melting.
News report from Times!

[Hammad Ahmed]

Science proved it:SAJDA karnay say nigha taiz,demag taqat war aur chera haséen hota hai.

SUBHAN ALLAH.Spread it if u can

[Hammad Ahmed]

'HALEEM" jo k ALLAH-TaLah ka Pak Name jis k means "Burdbaar" k hain or hum nay is Lafz ko Khanay ka Name day diya hai. Or jo Humari Khanay Wali Cheez hai uska Name hai "Daleem" jo k Dalliya Ya Khichri say Nikla hai, is Malomat ko Aagay Tak Pohnchayen Ta k ALLAH Pak k Name ki Bay-Adbi na ho.

[Hammad Ahmed]

"ZAMZAM" Jesa Koi Pani Nahi.

"NAMAZ" Jesi Koi Ebadat Nahi.

"HAJJ" Jesi Koi Ziyarat Nahi.

"ISLAM" Jesa Koi Mazhab Nahi.

"QURAN" Jesi Koi Kitab Nahi.

"MADINE" Jesa Koi Sheher Nahi.

"KALME" Jesi Koi Dolat Nahi.

"DURUD PAK"Jesa Koi Khazana Nahi.

Aur

"JUMMA" Jesa Koi Din Nahi.
JUMA MUBARAK

[muneebsyedpk]

Faraz Bethe The Nadi K Kinare Kehte Hai
Kabhi To Neher Aae Ge Us Mai He Moot De Ge Na Kese Ko Pata Chale Ge Na Badbo Aae Ge
Hehehheheheheheh
Muneeb Here \

[Hammad Ahmed]

"Everyone
Wants To Go To Heaven
But No One Wants To
Die....."
Bole Tu!
Sab Ko Top Krna Hai...,
Or Parhna Koi Nahi
Chahta,,,,! ;-)

[Hammad Ahmed]

parents hav many
options 4 us like

Poison

Sleeping Pills

Hanging by Neck

Throwing 4 Building

But they choose

EDUCATION

socha
Tarpa Tarpa kar Maren ge

[Hammad Ahmed]

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***Happy Birthday***
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