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[Hammad Ahmed]

A Parody Of Zong Song
Enjoy Krte Raho
Tv Dekhte Raho
Parhae Par Kabhe Tawajja Dena Nae
Me To Mayoos Tha Paper Dekh Ke
Pharra Bhej Dya Us Ne Paegam Me
To Cheatng Karte Raho
Pass Hote Raho
Result Per Kabhe Tawajja Dena Nae
Turu Run Ru Ru Run Ru Ru Ru Ru Run

[Hammad Ahmed]

I May Walk Slowly..

But...I Never Walk Backwards...

-Abraham Lincon


I Don't Need To Walk..Bcoz...

I Have Bike..

Malik . . .

[Hammad Ahmed]

Meri Shadi Ke Mauqe Per Us Ne Mujh Se Kaha FARAZ.....
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Tenu Dullha Kinne Banaya BHOOTNI KAY . . . . . . . ;->/

[Hammad Ahmed]

If aNy fAt gIrL CrosS U...

But Come bacK 2 U At Listening Of Ur WhistLe. . .


Th¡S SituaTiOn iZ Ca|LD. . . .

"GOLMAAL
RETURN"

[Hammad Ahmed]

Santa: Mujhe Shadi Me BMW Mili He.

Banta: Pr Tumhare Pass To Koi Car Nahi He!

Santa: Abye Ghadhe,
BMW Ka Matlab

Bahut Motti Wife..

[Hammad Ahmed]

kuch din pehle muhabat ko sapna samja hum ne,muhabat m eis kadar madhosh ho gehe, u ski bewafai ko wafa samja hum ne,zakham is kadar muhabat ne diya us zakham ko phul samja hum ne, deewana is kadar muhabat ne banaya hum ko, k apnon ko baghana samja hum ne, muhabat ki yaaden dil par kuch yuhn naksh kar ghai, ke unk o bhulane ki koshish me khud ko bhula diya hum ne

[Hammad Ahmed]

Sunsan rasto mai hum chal diye,
Yado ka saman liye hum chal diye,
Dil mai chupaye ishq liye hum chal diye,
Ankho mai sisakti yado ke gum dabaye hum chal diye,
In tapakte ashko se apne dil ki pyas bhujaye hum chal diye,
Ghabraye hum, akele hue hum, apne nishano ko mita kar hum chal diye,
Chal diye hum apni jindagi ko chod maut ko gale lagane hum chal diye....

[Hammad Ahmed]

Do u kNoW Wo kOuN SA cITy HE JahA HUm nI Rah sKtE.?

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SiMpLe jaN|x:-D


ELeCTrICcItY;->

[Hammad Ahmed]

All Good Soldiers will Go to Heaven..

I dont want my teenage queen, just give me my rifle M16..

If I die in a battle zone, Box me up & send me home..

Put my medals on my chest, tell my mom I did my best..

Tell my love not to cry, I waz a soldier born to die....!!

PAKISTAN ARMY
ZINDABAD

[Hammad Ahmed]

"Pakistani di mushkil"

Ghar wich panjabi bolo

School wich urdu bolo

parcha angrazi wich hal kero

aur
marn tu baad hisab arbi wich

Uffff! banda ki kare?

[Hammad Ahmed]

15 years ago many asians countries were facing currency devaluing process. Korean currency fell by 30% in one day. Nxt day there were lines of ppl in front of banks and they were submitting there forign currency and jewelry inorder to save there countries.They are nations we are individuals. May Allah make us nation. Plz forward ths to as many ppl as u cn to prove ur self a nation.

[Hammad Ahmed]

.--,!"""GÖÖD"""!
/ - ,! MORNING !
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Utho or Apna "Gööd Morning" jaldi sy utaaro

Truck late ho raha hai Dosron ko bi bhejna hy.