Cool and funny Fake Virus

[Zahid Ali47]

This is a fake viru, THIS WILL NOT HARM YOUR COMPUTER!

And I DO NOT HAVE ANY RESPONSIBILITY OVER WHAT HAPPENS TO YOUR COMPUTER!

Copy:
@echo off
:B
title Windows Virus Scanner and Deleter
echo.
echo --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
echo Windows Virus Scanner and Deleter
echo --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
echo.
echo ATTENTION!
echo.
echo Windows Virus Scanner and Deleter has detected a virus.
echo.
echo Press the Enter key for more options.
pause>nul
cls
echo.
echo --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
echo Windows Virus Scanner and Deleter
echo --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
echo.
echo Would you like to scan for the virus?
echo.
echo Type "y" for yes.
echo.
echo Type "n" for no.

set /p var=
if '%var%' == 'y' GOTO YES
if '%var%' == 'n' GOTO NO

:NO
cls
Title CRASH

echo 5
ping localhost -n 2 >nul
cls

echo 4
ping localhost -n 2 >nul
cls

echo 3
ping localhost -n 2 >nul
cls

echo 2
ping localhost -n 2 >nul
cls

echo 1
ping localhost -n 2 >nul
cls

echo 0
ping localhost -n 2 >nul
cls

dir /s
dir /s
dir /s
dir /s
dir /s
dir /s
dir /s
dir /s
dir /s
dir /s
dir /s
dir /s
Shutdown -s -t 100000 -c "Once computer has shutdown Virus will have taken over"
pause>nul
exit

:YES
cls
echo.
echo --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
echo Windows Virus Scanner and Deleter
echo --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
echo.
echo Scanning.
ping localhost -n 2 >nul
cls

echo.
echo --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
echo Windows Virus Scanner and Deleter
echo --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
echo.
echo Scanning..
ping localhost -n 2 >nul
cls

echo.
echo --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
echo Windows Virus Scanner and Deleter
echo --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
echo.
echo Scanning...
ping localhost -n 2 >nul
cls

echo.
echo --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
echo Windows Virus Scanner and Deleter
echo --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
echo.
echo Scanning.
ping localhost -n 2 >nul
cls

echo.
echo --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
echo Windows Virus Scanner and Deleter
echo --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
echo.
echo Scanning..
ping localhost -n 2 >nul
cls

echo.
echo --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
echo Windows Virus Scanner and Deleter
echo --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
echo.
echo Scanning...
ping localhost -n 2 >nul
cls

echo.
echo --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
echo Windows Virus Scanner and Deleter
echo --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
echo.
echo Would you like to Delete the Virus?
echo.
echo Press the Enter key for more options.
pause>nul
cls

echo.
echo --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
echo Windows Virus Scanner and Deleter
echo --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
echo.
echo Type "y" for Yes.
echo.
echo Type "n" for No.
set /p var=
if '%var%' == 'n' GOTO NO
if '%var%' == 'y' GOTO 1y

:1y
cls
echo.
echo --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
echo Windows Virus Scanner and Deleter
echo --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
echo.
echo Deleting.
ping localhost -n 2 >nul
cls

echo.
echo --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
echo Windows Virus Scanner and Deleter
echo --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
echo.
echo Deleting..
ping localhost -n 2 >nul
cls

echo.
echo --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
echo Windows Virus Scanner and Deleter
echo --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
echo.
echo Deleting...
ping localhost -n 2 >nul
cls

echo.
echo --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
echo Windows Virus Scanner and Deleter
echo --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
echo.
echo Deleting.
ping localhost -n 2 >nul
cls

echo.
echo --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
echo Windows Virus Scanner and Deleter
echo --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
echo.
echo Deleting..
ping localhost -n 2 >nul
cls

echo.
echo --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
echo Windows Virus Scanner and Deleter
echo --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
echo.
echo Deleting...
ping localhost -n 2 >nul
cls
pause>nul
cls

echo.
echo --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
echo Windows Virus Scanner and Deleter
echo --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
echo.
echo Error when Deleting virus!
pause>nul
cls

echo.
echo --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
echo Windows Virus Scanner and Deleter
echo --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
echo.
echo VIRUS TAKING OVER!
pause>nul
cls

echo.
echo --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
echo Windows Virus Scanner and Deleter
echo --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
echo.
dir /s
dir /s
dir /s
dir /s
dir /s
dir /s
dir /s
dir /s
dir /s
dir /s
dir /s
dir /s
Shutdown -s -t 30 -c "Haha you got pranked, but your still logging off HAHA!!!"
pause>nul
exit

And for some of you who don't know how to create a batch file, once your done copying the text in to notepad:

1.File
2.Save As
3.(Whatever).bat (And make sure you select "All files" under "Save As Type"
4.And open up and have fun. (But remember that sending batch files over the internet if illegal but do what you like).

Oh and a Shutdown box should appear and you won't be able to close it. So here is how to close the Shutdown box:

1.Go to "Start"
2.Go to "Run"
3.Type in "shutdown -a" (without the "s lol)
4.And presto Shutdown box gone like magic! Lol!

I hope you enjoy this fake virus.

And like I said I DO NOT HAVE ANY RESPONSIBILITY OVER WHAT HAPPENS TO YOUR COMPUTER!!!

[UltimateX]

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[simpleproka]

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[Zahid Ali47]

good

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Thanks

[NOMANCHADHAR]

Very Goooood

[seopowers]

very best..thanks

[awaisaaq]

virus bano gay to reponsability bhi utani paray gi friend.

[مون لائیٹ آفریدی]

کیا نتیجہ ہوگا ۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔ پہلے سے بتائیں نا

[Zahid Ali47]

virus bano gay to reponsability bhi utani paray gi friend.

No way ager ap galti kar lo or phans main jaon

[UltimateX]

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[AnumSonia]

smj nh aya pics k sath bataen plzzz

[rizwanmalik2]

smjh to kuch nahhi i yar kya kia hai tum ny yeh