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**abid chandia** · 5th June 2009, 09:32 AM

hello

**abid chandia** · 5th June 2009, 09:40 AM

bijli+badal=savan aya
barat +0 baja = dolaha aya
phool+ nazara= bahar aai

aap+ aapki hansii = bhagoo bhagoo pagal aya

sooory!!

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Ham apko chahatay hain star pls ki tarah

Ap ko Soochtay hain SONY tv ki tarah

yad krtay hain zee tv ki tarah

likin bhool gay pe te vee ki tarah
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Ab parahi sooch samaj kr chhhooor n aaa
q k gadhaa 60,000 hazar ka aor rerhyy 40,00 ki hee

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rootha hee voo Ham saay jaisay usay such me ham mnaa lain gay

Eetna vaqt koon Zaya karay Eetnay me to nea Dost bna lain gay

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ye mat soochna k ham bhool jain gay

door rah kr hameesha chahain gah tmay

agar dost ban ras na aye too

bhoot ban kr Drawingay tumay

**newking** · 5th June 2009, 06:32 PM

very very very nice

**MALIKUMAIR** · 5th June 2009, 06:53 PM

ha ha ha

**Hamsafar** · 5th June 2009, 09:19 PM

Very Nice buddy

kafi mood kharab tha ab hansi aa rahi hia

**i_iffe** · 5th June 2009, 09:28 PM

یہ کیا ھے۔مزانہیں آیا۔

**abid chandia** · 20th July 2009, 09:54 AM

thanks

i iffe . Q? friend

**shams72242** · 21st July 2009, 10:45 AM

nice.........

**Silent_Heart** · 26th July 2009, 11:30 AM

Arey Benji Ab Aap KO Hasaye Ga....

Yeh Lein Yeh Parhein...:-)

Aisi Konsi jagaha Hai
Jaha Ameer se Ameer insaan B
katori le k khada rhta Hai

Pani Puri wale k paas..

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Son : Padosi ki ladki ko english nahi ati

Father: Tujhe kese pata?

Son : "GIVE ME SWEET KISS"

kaha 2 thappad marti hai

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Plz Donate ur eyes..:-)

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CHAIN MSG

Baraey Meherbani Es Msg
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Mere Bhai Tak Pohanch Jaey
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"Oye Ammi Keh Rahi Hain Salan
K Sath 2 Naan Bhi Lay Aana"

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A boy 2 pathan:
mai agar chahon to tamam pathano
ko janat se nikal kar jahanum main la sakta hoon.

Pathan:kaise?
Boy:main jahanum mai naswar
ka dukan kholon ga

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Pathan raat ko machardani laga kar
so raha tha, Achanak ek Jugnoo aa nikla.
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PHATAN:Lo ye kh0cha machar humko
torch le kar dondh raha hai :

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Nokar! Mein nokari chor k ja raha hon.
Aap ko muj par barosa nein.

Saith! Had ho gahi hai thijori k
chabihan maz per padi reti hein.

Nokar! Un mein se eik bi chabi
thijori ko nein lagthi...

Kaise Lage Replyz Zarroor Kariyeh Ga...THanks