Shukriyaaa Shah Bhaiyaaa...
Masood Bhai Bohat Acha Thread Banaya hay Aap ne
Mein ne Yeh Pochna hay ke Keya Is me Sirf Funny ya Joke wale Sms honge ...????
Quran ka mojza
Lafz 'Al-bar' yani 'Zameen'
Quran pak main 13 baar aaya hay.
Or
Lafz 'AL-Bahar' Yani 'Samandar'
32 bar aaya hay.
Total 13+32=45
Zameeni Elaqa:13/45*100=28.89%
Samandri Elaqa: 32/45*100=71.11%
Yani dunia main 28.89 % zameen hay
or 71.11 % samandar hay.
Khushki or pani ka bilkul yahi ratio
aaj ki jadeed science ne daryaft kia hay.
Lekin QURAN PAK ne
1400 saal pehle ye ratio bata dia.
Girl 2 Masood Bhai se : Mujhe apni breslet de do main is ko dekh kar ap ko yad karongi
Masood Bhai: Tum ye soch kar mujhe yaad kar lena k mein ne mangi thi us ne nahi di
Big Brother: What's the name of ur car?
Khan Jee: I don't know but it starts with "T"
Big Brother: Kamal hai yaar teri gaddi tea nal start hundi hai, apni te Petrol nal start hundi hai.
Sheeda Pastol went to a museum where he broke a statue.
Officer: U have broken a 5000 years old statue.
Sheeda Pastol: Thank God, mainu lagga nava si..
Khan Jee:
Yaar Koi Aisa Karobaar Bata Jis Men Zyada Munaafa Ho?
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Sheeda Pastol :
Aisa Kar Sardiyon Men Sasti Baraf Le Kar Garmiyon Men Baich Dey..
HAHAHAHHA
Buhat zabardast silsila hai!
Big Brother: Oye Mre Shampoo K 7 Wala Free Gift De,,,
Shopkeeper: G Iske 7 Koi Gift Nahi He,,,,
Big Brother: Bakwas Mat Kar Shampu Pe Likha He
DANDRUFF FREE..
Masood bhai english k paper main fail ho gaye,
He did translation:
1.Main aam admi nahi hon
I'm not a mango man
2.Sarda or garma fruit hain.
Colda & hota r fruits
3.Mujhey bhi english ati hay
English comes 2 me also
4.do ro do chaar.
give and give four.
5.Mera taluk hari pur hazara se hay
I belong 2 green pur thousanda
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