Teacher: Dunia main post man to bohat hain post women Q nahin hoti?
Student: Is liye k wo 1 hi delivery main 9 mahine laga deti hain..:-)
Teacher: Dunia main post man to bohat hain post women Q nahin hoti?
Student: Is liye k wo 1 hi delivery main 9 mahine laga deti hain..:-)
Must think!
Jab Colgate Dant
Se Keera Nikal
Deta Hai,
To app Colgate ko G*and Par Q Nahi Lagaty?
Yahan to Yusaf or Sohail B Worldcup Khelne Nahi Gaye Fraz
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Or wo
Pepsi k Dhaken k Mou Wala Kehta Hai k Worldcup k Liye Mujhe B Saath Le Chalain.
Teacher:
Agr irada pkka ho to "JO" hasil KRNA chaho wo zrur milta hai.
Student:
Rehne dein miss, agr aisa hota to aap meri
Miss nhi, "Misses" hotein..;-)
BIVI:
Mujhe samajh nhi aata me paisy kahan chupaun? Jahan chupati hun hamara beta chura leta hy.
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Shohar:
Uski Books me chupa do,kamina hath b nhi lgata.
Suhag Raat K Time Dulha Ne Apni
Dulhan Se Ziadti Kr Daali....
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Dulhan Intizar Karti Rahi Aur Dulha So Gaya... :'(
Dedicated 2 My All Friends..
Yehi Sochte Sochte Hum Ek Dosre Ko Kho Dengay Ek Din
Wo Mujhe Yad Nahi Karta To Men Usey Kyun Yad Karon . . . /
Friends check this one
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Father: what can u do for my daughter
boy: i would die for her!
Father: i dont like u
boy: why?
Father: i am lo0king for someone who would live for her, not someone who would just die and leave her alone.
Moral: HERO BANNE SE B BEZATI HO JATI HAI :-)
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