Pakistan ka wo kon sa shehr he jahan larkion k rishtey nahi miltey!?
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Mianwali...
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Kiyu k wahan sab Mian wali hoti hen!
Pakistan ka wo kon sa shehr he jahan larkion k rishtey nahi miltey!?
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Mianwali...
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Kiyu k wahan sab Mian wali hoti hen!
Wo kOn c CheEz hAi jO Ap Ko bEthAy bItHaYE JanNat dIKha SakTi hAi?
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Keep tHinking.
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Answer iZ
"IshQ"
::ProOf::
Song.
"yE IsHq hAye bEthAy bIthAye JANNAT Dikhaye"
SoNo Nigam
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Kumar sAnu
Dono Me kYa cOmMon hAi?
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Socho
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Aray Mamo Itna Mat Soch.
Simple
Dono Singer Hain.
Sardar: oye mobile bill kitna hay?
Callcentre: sir just dial 123 to know ur current bill status
Sardar: obey stupid current ka nhe mobile ka :-D
Sardar 1: yaar tm subah se mitti khod rhe ho,kia baat hai,
2sardar kuch nahi yaar
Dada ji ne kha hai'k maine unka naam mitti me mila dia hai bas woi dhond raon
Dr.k band clinic k aagy lambi line thi..
1 sardar bar-bar line main ghusta,log osko pakar k pechy phaink daity...
sardar-lagy raho salo,kain b clinik nahi kholon ga...
Man 2 sArdas:Ap ne kItnay Country vIsit kIay Hain?
Sardar: 3
Man:k0n k0n sE?
Sardar:
India
Bharat
Hindustan.
Man:SardaAR G Apki bEhAn gUm hO Gai hAi. . .
ChLain uSay dHonday.
Sardar: cHor yaAr kYun tImE Zaya kRna,
KaL Geo T.v
Per aA Jaye gI.
Sardar G wAs aSkd ,
What iS A AduLt Joke?
Reply cAme
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Any Joke Which Iz EighteEn yEaRs Old. . .
Ek Sardar Bus Tey Betha Tey Bus Full
Conductor: Sardar G, Tusi Chatt Tey Bai Jao...
Sardar:Bohat Achey,Main Chatt Tey Bai Jawan,Tusi Thalo Gadi Le Jao ...;->
1 Sardar bathroom mein betha tha..
Samne likha tha k Paani ka zyada istemaal karein..
Woh,
3 lotay paani pee gaya..
3 sardar after exam
1st:Yaar mujhey kuch nahi ata tha
main paper khali chor aya hon.
2nd: Main bhi!
3rd:Shit yaar, teacher samjhe
gi hum ne cheating ki hay
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